yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dignity is for republicans.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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