You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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