Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Randomize
