PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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