Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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