Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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