So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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