We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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