bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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