love makes seman taste better
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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