I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she smelled like a LAN party
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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