i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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