I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just had sex bonerless
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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