I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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