I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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