Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize