awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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