my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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