she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it glows. i had to have it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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