ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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