My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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