i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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