i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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