omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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