i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i think my cat just said my name.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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