He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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