just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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