we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
