i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Small penises have feelings too.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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