living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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