i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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