they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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