By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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