Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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