It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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