Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you told grandpa to call you daddy
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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