We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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