Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Your penis caused this!
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