I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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