Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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