I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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