Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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