Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
