You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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