like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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