I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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