Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
How naked do you want me to be?
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