Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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