Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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