It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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