I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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