i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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