If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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