Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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