So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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