wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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